My sweet webmaster has removed the filter on the spam and, sure enough, we’re getting it again. Ladies and gentlemen, I can’t describe the euphoria I’m feeling. I get to see the creme de la creme of spam coming through.
Sure there hasn’t been much yet, but I’ve got one for you:
“…
This publish may perhaps be pointed out on Twitter by someone. really?…”
The dot dot dots belong to the spam machine. Because there was a moment (right after it decided to comment and before it thought of something to type) in which it didn’t want me to think I was being ignored. Even though I wouldn’t have seen anything till it hit post because it wasn’t IMing me. But a machine can’t think as logically as I can, so it must be forgiven for this punctuation faux pas.
I’m more interested in the web address that is included – myfonduepot.com. I’m not going to be the one who gets burned by going there and finding out its a website about how good pot is after being dipped in cheese. So you, my dear readers, may go to the site and then let me know. Of course I’ll be forced to turn you in to the police for your freaky fetish – watching pot being dipped in cheese oh… so… slowly.
It’s probably a good thing no humans comment – I’d be really embarrassed to find out that someone actually does read this blog after I’ve just written that. Sure I’m laughing my but off, but I just created a fetish for people to have now – pot porn.
I’m throwing caution to the wind and reminding you that if you are a human and posting a comment, remember to use the password (artichoke) in your post so that I don’t trash you too.