My spammers offer this sage advice:
“One understands that our life is very expensive, but we need cash for different stuff and not every man earns enough money. Hence to get fast personal loans or just short term loan will be a correct way out.”
Of course the machine sending this doesn’t realize that it is being sexist and saying that men are stupid enough to get a payday loan. I love how it is descriptive with what you could use it for – “stuff”. I had a teacher who would freak out if you used that word. ”STUFF — I’LL STUFF YOU IN A MOMENT!”, she would yell. She had a thing against the word ‘it’ as well.