Fight! Fight!
My oldest got into a fight at school this week. He started it. At least he did if you call saying “Let’s have a fight contest” starting it. This is wrong. (But the person he challenged had been bullying him for a couple weeks with his 3 friends and I thought it would pass and was clearly WAY wrong.)
This precipitated a conversation about what makes a person a bully and I found his definition funny. According to him you’re only a bully if you hit people and kick them in the p***s. When I looked askance at this, he corrected himself. It’s when you hit people and kick them in the rectum. I should have corrected him and told him that he surely must mean the gluteous maximus, but who am I to quibble with a first grader.
He cried when I punished him because I did the worst thing any parent can do to their child. I took away video games for three weeks.
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