I’m updating my finances and through some strange method of balancing the books I have managed to have enough in my checking account to cover the bill to the tax man without dipping into my savings. I’ve checked twice (and will probably check a dozen more times) but somehow my cash flow is looking…good.
Now I’ve jinxed it and some bill I forgot about will materialize and have to be paid immediately in order to keep living – like a breathing air bill or something like that. And a part of me hopes that happens anyway because there’s no way I live in a reality where I can write a check and expect it to clear with no problem. That would mean I’m *gasp* upper middle class! Ich!