Since I’ve got the summer off, I intended to spend it cleaning house. In a weird twist of fate I had to clean it all in one day since someone was coming over. Now I have nothing to do for the next two months except maintenance. My whole stinking summer is blown because I can’t wrap my mind around a change in plans. Clearly I’m limited in intellect and imagination since I can’t come up with something else to do that might be more fun than cleaning.
Fortunately, I really just have to wait around a while and instead of maintaining the clean, I’ll wait for it to get messy again. In the mean time I find myself just wasting time. Yesterday I spent literally the entire day reading a book. And eating actually. The only way I’ll ever keep weight off this summer is by cleaning house but the house is clean so I eat. But if I leave the dishes out and let them get moldy then I’ll have to clean again. Phew! Plan created, enormous weight gain averted. I’ll eat my way to weight loss.
Don’t worry I’m sure this will work!