So the house sold and alot of people have been offering us congratulations. Each time I hear it though, I get confused.
My first thought is always, “I’m not pregnant! How rude of them to assume I am!”
Then I think, “They’re not usually that rude and they DID sound sincere….Maybe they weren’t talking about what I thought they were talking about.”
Then I think, “Well if they aren’t congratulating me on being pregnant, what on Earth could they be talking about?”
Hmmmmm…..
Oh yeah, they must be talking about the house.
“Thank you!” I say quickly each time. Little do they know the list of comebacks I was planning on picking a retort from before I figured out what was going on.
This little hang up of mine comes from me being pregnant often and when I’m not pregnant, people ask if I am. Without fail it’s a female asking. You’d think they would know not to do that.
Oh well.