For some reason my younger son thinks farts are something to tell everybody about. Oh, sure he excuses himself (usually) but not with the right embarrassment. Most often he’s grinning about it.
One typical example:
The Boy: (Farts)
ME: Nice fart (light sarcasm)
The Boy: Thanks! (chipperly) I tuwned away fwom you so that I wouldn’t
fawt at you cuz that would be inappwopwiate.
ME: Thank you.
How am I supposed to teach him that it’s just generally inappropriate to fart when he’s so funny?!
I figure he’s got about 2 more years before this gets really old and I start to ….. I’m not sure what.