For some reason when I offered to list all the synonyms of ‘vomit’ to my daughter last night after she had experienced the event first hand for the first time, she declined. I was just trying to make conversation. But even at the tender age of 2.5, we humans instinctually know that listening to someone say things like barf, hurl and yak will not make us feel better.
I have just raised the quality of this blog at least 10 pegs by writing about vomit.