The Perfect Pair of Jeans

My jeans are too big.  I bought carpenter pants because I like my pants baggy but I’m swimming in these things.  Not around the waist, mind you.  Just EVERYWHERE else.

I own three other pairs of jeans – two pairs of maternity jeans that fit better when I was pregnant and one pair with a hole in the knee and paint all over them.  Does thinking your pants make you look weird even though they technically fit justify buying another pair?

For some strange reason my husband gets very upset when I borrow a pair of his.  Shouldn’t I be the one who’s upset since we wear the same size?  I look great in his jeans.  He must just be jealous because I look better in his jeans than he does.  There’s a slim chance that he, too, is appalled that we wear the same size and gets angry because he doesn’t like being reminded of it.

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