Ohhhh what a headache I’ve got. Fortunately my charges today were in a wonderful mood and I was able to keep it at bay until I got home. Maybe the fact that the only liquids I’ve had today have been caffeinated is a possible source of my problem. Maybe the fact that I haven’t taken any pain killer is a possible reason for it not going away. That’s ok because I’m going to bed soon. After cleaning the house and bathing the kids a bit.

With all the weird threats out there on the internet, I’m almost too nervous to surf to a new site like I used to. What if it downloads a hideous virus to my computer that sucks 10 years worth of baby pictures down the toilet? I’ve only printed some of those up but even if I’d printed them all I don’t want to have to scan them back in — what a waste of time. I’d probably be willing to pay somebody to give me piece of mind. Somebody should really make a job of that.

Oh yeah, they already did. And you can get an online degree in that field too. Like an online MS in Information Security from Lewis University. They have two different concentrations (Management or Technical) and cover topics ranging from Computer Forensics to Security Assurance Principles (names of just 2 of their courses). You could end up working for a large corporation or starting your own business going door to door protecting computers like mine.

And when will your job security disappear? When utopia arrives and no one want to have power over other people’s information. In other words – never.

Even in these down times the need for insurance is still important and necessary. With term life insurance you can be sure that your family and loved ones will be taken care of after you’re gone. Shopping around for all types of insurance including term life ins is easier than ever nowadays with the internet available to evaluate all types of insurance. Shop around, find the best one available, and make sure that you are properly insured.

My first experience with online auctions was when my husband came to me and told me he’d gone a little overboard on eBay and bid more than $100 on things.  He only won one auction and since then we’ve both found the pitfalls associated with that type of site.

On the otherhand we’ve also discovered the benefits.  This includes both buying and selling aspects of those services.  It helps to start small and see how the site works and how well you work with it.  Then you can increase your usage as your comfort level increases.

Surely there is someone real out there who wants to post an actual comment.  If weird people who probably don’t exist put a comment on a board game post but only talk about ‘excessive mastu….’ (I can’t write the whole word) as if that was what was written about , then there must be one or two people out there who will post.  And even though this kinds of nasty comment will never make it past my keen editing section, nasty (mean) comments are more welcome.

Give me a “This drivel is a waste of my time.” with proper spelling and puncuation and I will let it past my audit.

‘Go to hell and tell the devil your blog got you in’ is also something that works.

But any comments about ‘S** Russian brides.’ will only get a scathing post written.

Someone actually used the word ‘Indubitably ’. (Sure I use this in conversational english, but it’s a little high brow for the written word.)

In my ongoing search to find hilarity and randomness on the internet (and then post it here for your eternal enjoyment), I present to you one of the most random images ever conceived. Yeah, it’s awesome.

In addition to that bit of awesomeness comes something that is both wrong and funny. I haven’t decided if it is more wrong than funny, or more funny than wrong. I’ll let you judge for yourself.

Many people nowadays like to talk about their colons. I don’t so I will talk about what Oprah says about it or better yet what Dr Oz says about it. Apparently your poop should be shaped like an S. That’s just too gross to think about. But some people swear by things like Colonix to improve their colon health. I imagine that someone would have to strap me to a table or heavily sedate me before I did something like that even if it were declared medically necessary.

There are almost unlimited choices in web hosting today. What in the past was limited to a few large companies at high prices has now come down to a very competitive market with many options and price points. Many people would, in the past, stick up a very few pages onto one of the many free options for hosting a web page and just leave it at that. However, today’s internet surfer has quickly learned what to look for in a web page. If the page has too many banners or an unprofessional design, the surfer will click back to the search engine and look for some other page.

Shopping around for the perfect choice in web hosting has become much easier. Going to a site that offers reviews of web hosting gives you a great idea of what types of services and plans are offered by a variety of different companies. If you are more interested in unlimited space, then you can find hosts that provide that service. Looking for an easy way to achieve a professional design, there are easy-to-use tools to spruce up the old domain. Some hosts will even offer a money back guarantee. Make sure you pick the right web hosting site for you and your website needs.

I’m am terribly embarrassed to admit this but feel like I’m getting it under control and admitting my problem can only help in the process of recovery. I am obsessed with Twilight. I’ve borrowed books from other people just so that I can read them now instead of waiting to save up money to buy them. I even borrowed a book from someone outside my family. I’ve NEVER done that before. I feel cheap.

Alas it is what it is and I hereby resolve to no longer google things like ‘twilight’ and ‘new moon’. I hereby resolve to stop reading the trivia for these movies on imdb. And after I make this little mention of where my obsessive thoughts have roamed, I will endeavor to not make such cross genre comparison’s again.

I think Mary Poppins was a vampire. She dazzled the people around her. We seem to never see her outside in the sun. She was a nomad – never staying in one place for too long. She was ‘practically perfect in every way’.

I hereby resolve not to post embarrassing thoughts in the blog anymore.

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