Can’t shows just stick with their format without trying to become a soap opera? “Lie to Me” began as a quite interesting and entertaining show. “Bones” started out the same way. Once the characters begin to ‘develop’ and the ‘relationships’ begin, the show’s doomed. The parts that were once interesting and fresh get pushed to the side to make room for the relationships. Those are just as boring on this show as they are on all shows.
Archive for the ‘Television’ Category
Lie to Me
Sunday, August 28th, 2011Football, Bah Humbug
Monday, December 27th, 2010The Super Bowl is coming and my local team is not going to be in it. Or even in the playoffs. They aren’t my favorite team, so that was kind of a football gift to me. I’m a big fan of the Mets.
Just kidding. I don’t like any of the teams. It’s not because I’m a girl. It’s because MacGyver got preempted for Monday Night Football when I was a kid. I REALLY resented that and ever since, I haven’t liked football.

Kill it With Ham
Friday, August 13th, 2010I let my daughter watch an episode of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’. It wasn’t one of the more inappropriate ones but I find that she’s still too young to grasp the finer points of the show. Today she argued that you get rid of a vampire with bacon. It took quite a bit of convincing to make her realize it was steak. I mean, a stake.
On Politics, Star Wars, the NBA and Voltron – Part II
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010Yeah, I know that you’re saying to yourself, “No really, what does Voltron have to do with anything.” Ok, here goes.
There are a lot of people in this country that truly believe that every Democrat, liberal, progressive, or whatever you want to call yourself is nothing more than a baby-killing, Communist, fascist, snobby wackjob. Well, they’re right (for the most part). The other half of the country things that every Republican, right-wing, tea partyist is nothing more than a war-mongering, Capitalist, polluting, racist redneck. And you know what, they’re right, too (for the most part). There was a time when I disagreed with a lot of that, but then I actually had time to listen to these morons that we elect every even year.
Ok, the oil spill in the Gulf is a big story, right? How is this not the biggest story of ALL TIME? We’re still talking about the Euro, and the stock market, immigration in Arizona, Greece. Obama hears BP’s newest plan to cap the leak, and says, “Go for it.” And the plan fails. If this had happened in the Bush years, would everyone be reacting the same way? Wouldn’t we be hearing about how Bush is single-handedly destroying the world? Wouldn’t John Stewart stroke out with the limitless opportunities for taking down a Republican? Seriously, why is the oil company allowed to try and ‘save’ the well over and over again, while the oil destroys everything? Obama’s all, “Let BP stop the leak.” And that’s all we can do? How about we bring in the Army Corps of Engineers and all the badasses that stopped the Kuwait oil fires? Drop a couple of megatons of high explosives and blow the hole closed!
The sad thing is that even if Bush had done exactly that and closed the hole days after it opened, he would be getting more flak from the left that Obama is for leaving it open for weeks.
So you’re thinking that I’m a right-winger, right? Well, not quite. I’ve paid enough attention to know that the politicians of both sides are just lying to us. What really changed for having Bush around for eight years. Weren’t we promised a smaller government that worked better and was less oppressive. How did we end up with a much larger government that deregulated by just not watching anymore. Deregulation was supposed to be about making it easier to do business the right way, not about bribing your way to no oversight and milking the stock market for a couple of billion dollars.
Some of you may say that this is the way that it’s always been, and that may well be true. It just took me a little bit longer to see it and realize where I stood with things. Most people view themselves as belonging to one side of the political spectrum, just like I used to. But just like my time with 80′s cartoons, aligning yourself with a political viewpoint is silly and unwatchable.
We continue to Star Wars and the NBA and some more politics too.
On Politics, Star Wars, the NBA and Voltron – Part I
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010There are a number of things that I can now look back on and realize that they are not how I remember them. Memory is a very strange thing. We seem to remember how we felt about a certain thing rather then remembering exactly what a thing was. Allow me to elaborate.
Voltron.
Yes, the giant robot lions that can transform into a giant robot sword-wielding space dude was just about the most awesome thing that ever struck my 7-year-old eyes back in the mid-80′s. Other kids were enthralled by He-Man or G.I. Joe, but I was a die-hard Voltron-holic. I had the toys and played with them constantly (hell, I still have them in the garage). Long after the show was on the air, I continued to remember Voltron with good feelings.
Then the internet was invented.
That is just about the worst thing I have ever seen. How did I like this? Was every kid in the 80′s an idiot, or was it just me? I hope it wasn’t just me? That’s right, I’m hoping that we were all idiots. Hooray for the future of the country.
So what does this have to do with do with politics or the NBA or anything at all? Well, it’s like this. The things that I believed and treasured in the past aren’t necessarily the things that I treasure now. I still love the idea of Voltron. What’s not to love about giant space robots? But the show itself is unwatchable. I’ve changed. Most people don’t really care that I used to watch Voltron, but now I can’t stand the seizure-inducing train-wreck of a cartoon. Politically, I used to accept everyone and everything on the right and automatically despise all things left. Things change.
You can Lie To Me
Sunday, May 16th, 2010I’m usually a couple of years behind on the trends of the day, but on the plus side, it does allow me to get things at a pretty good discount. For TV shows, it lets me not have to wait between weeks to watch all of the episodes of a season. After finally seeing my first episode of Lie To Me, I have to admit that I am impressed. My first impressions of the show weren’t that good. How interesting could a show be about someone who could tell if you were lying.
Talk to you all soon, I’ve got some TV to watch.
Young MacGyver
Thursday, April 29th, 2010The world’s opportunity to watch “Young MacGyver” the TV show has come and gone. All that we are left with is the pilot that has managed to make it’s way onto the internet. With the MacGruber movie coming out next month and producers talking about making a true MacGyver movie soon, it’s probably a good thing that Young MacGyver never saw the light of day. (Only the dark glow of the computer screen.)
My Favorite Commercial
Thursday, April 8th, 2010My favorite commercial is the one with the guy on the horse. Sadly I don’t know what the commercial is for or I would do my civic duty and help the company that made the commercial by giving them some free advertising. Instead I will just tell you that while the guy says “Lookatyourmannowlookatme nowlookatyourmannowlookatme” I actually do that and then I crack up. I’ve done this at least a dozen times and I think each time I actually find it funnier than the last.
I haven’t gotten this much of a tickle from a commercial since Richard Dean Anderson reprised his role as MacGyver in a commercial. But them my life gotten pretty pathetic commercial wise lately – I almost asked my husband to stick with a commercial until I knew it’s story line today.
Stargate Universe Instant Review
Friday, April 2nd, 2010I just finished watching the pilot episode of Stargate:Universe and now I’m totally depressed. I can only hope that watching the next episode will lighten my mood but having just watched the intro to that one (someone’s dead and other people are cracking up) I’m starting to lose hope for this series. Maybe I should wait a season until they work out the character development and SOMEONE on the show becomes likable.
Give Me New TV
Wednesday, March 24th, 2010How long has it been since I saw a non-rerun show? I’m getting tired of waiting for my dramas to come back from hiatus. I think they took a break before the Olympics started and even though CBS.com said that Bones would be returning Mar 18th I didn’t see a new episode when I tuned in. Apparently they just meant it would be on again but when someone says, “Bones will be returning Mar 18th” I assume they mean new episodes.
You feel me?
HBO is AWESOME
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010It’s been a great couple of weeks. There really is nothing to get you down after you find out that HBO has given the greenlight production for a full season of “Game of Thrones”. I feel just like I did after finding out that Lucas was finally making another round of Star Wars movies. On the plus side, I have a good feeling that this series will be better than the hype.
With an amazingly outstanding cast, and really cool locations, and a tremendous script, we have every reason to hope that “Game of Thrones” is everything that the book is and more. I’m reading the series for the fourth time and am continually amazed at the depth of the story. How little comments by one character are so huge after you know what’s going on. This is gonna rule.
Soup Awards
Thursday, March 11th, 2010There are many vapid and unentertaining things on television these days. There really can only be that many interesting shows and with so very many networks, most things are just not good. (Heck, most shows are paid advertisements.) One of the most entertaining shows is, ironically, The Soup. This program on the E Network shows the wacky or funny clips of the uninteresting shows. In 30 minutes every Friday, you can catch up on all of the worthwhile parts of the shows that you missed during the week.
It’s kind of sad that every week there is only about 30 minutes of worthwhile stuff on all of the stupid shows that air.
Human Target review
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010Every season of television has at least one guilty pleasure that survives for a couple of years, if for no other reason, it’s an entertaining but mindless show. If we’re flipping through the channels and come across this small-screen action show, we’ll stop and watch ‘Human Target’. It doesn’t really matter a whole lot if you start in the middle of the episode, and don’t worry at all about keeping track of complicated, season-long plot lines. It’s simple, full of action and chases and kicking, and things that don’t quite make a whole lot of sense.
I can’t even begin to count the number of times that I said, “Huh!?” after watching an episode or a scene of ‘Human Target’.
I Love the VH1
Saturday, February 20th, 2010Who knew that a show based around D-list (or lower) celebrities talking in front of a green screen about things they remember from decades past would be such an amazingly awesome show? I guess that the human sense of nostalgia is powerful enough to make us watch almost anything that reminds of us those wonderful bygone days of yesteryear. I’ll keep watching as long as they keep making them, and as long as there are people who look back fondly, and semi-famous people to remember too, they’ll keep making the shows for us to enjoy.
No Mo Coco
Saturday, February 20th, 2010With NBC royally screwing up the only good thing on the entire network, there is officially nothing left to watch on that beleaguered network. Conan O’Brien has slowly built a huge following among American audiences that could have kept NBC in high ratings long after Jay and Dave are out of the running and relaxing in retirement. But no, NBC has failed again. They lost David Letterman 20 years ago and have now lost Conan. With consistently bad decisions such as these continuing for so long, it’s no wonder that this network will soon fail.
I won’t be watching NBC anymore.
I’ll be watching Conan (wherever he ends up).
Sad Catch
Saturday, February 20th, 2010With the sad passing of Captain Phil Harris on the Discovery Channel’s “Deadliest Catch”, reality TV has lost one of its most interesting people. While most modern reality shows feature wannabe actors trying to act real, this show featured hard-working men doing the job that they do every day. America found it interesting and engaging. We will miss Capt. Harris and look forward to seeing his final season when it airs in a couple of months. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and fellow fishermen.
Weird Al Movie
Thursday, January 28th, 2010The Cartoon Network just became my favorite cable station with word that they are signing papers to bring Weird Al Yankovic on for multiple projects. The first of which will be a feature length movie. The world (or at least me and a few like-minded folks) have been waiting for another Weird Al movie since the genius that was UHF.
Try to hold in the insanity until then, and don’t forget to Dare to Be Stupid!
How To Pass the Time When Sick
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010I’ve been spending the day watching the Leathal Weapon movies. For some reason they’re being shown in reverse order. I’ve gotten to see Mel Gibson’s hair grow in reverse and his blurred out naked butt. What a great joy. I think I see a bald spot on the side of his head. At some point in time he stopped smoking in the movies.
Conan’s Departure
Friday, January 22nd, 2010I got to watch the first episode of Conan on the Tonight Show and I just finished watching the last one. He bookended the show by having on the same guests as he did to begin with – Tom Hanks and Will Ferrell.
Definitely something to see (so watch it on hulu if you missed it). He shredded his ID, paid homage to NBC for the good years he had with them and signed off with a rendition of ‘Free Bird’. He (among others) played guitar while Will Ferrell did vocals and PLAYED THE COW BELL!! Of course Max Weinberg played the drums.
What is a last show without a touching moment? The biggest touching moment was when Conan thanked the fans for their inspirational support and asked that they reject cynicism. But then, having Tom Hanks say that in his house Conan would always be the host of the Tonight Show comes in a close second. The lengthy applause from the audience and the screaming and yelling that seemed impossible to end made me want to stand up and cheer myself.
I’m excited to see where Conan lands and I hope it’s soon.
Rain on the Way
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Can you say rain? Apparently we are supposed to get somewhere between 2 and 9 inches of rain tomorrow. I can’t even fathom how 9 inches could fall in a single day but that’s the more unlikely end. They said on the news that if we get 2 inches it will be more rain in a single day than in all recorded history (which around here is only about 100 years). Good thing I know how to swim.