Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Throwback

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

I gave myself a blast from the past yesterday when I managed to find “Puff the Magic Dragon” on the internet.  Not the song, but the movie based on the song.  I remember it being really sad and that I cried every time I saw it way back when they were showing it on TV.  When I watched it this time, I found the colors to be dull and I wanted to skip parts becasue I was bored, but  I can see how my mind was caught up in it as a child since it’s scary to think the boy’s parents could be so worried.   I remember thinking he was dying.

Have a look and see what you think of it.

Astro Boy

Friday, July 9th, 2010

What fun – I just went and saw Astro Boy in one of those cheap for kids summer specials and was pretty surprised by how good it was.  I skipped it because it looked silly when it was first run – the hero is way more cartoonish looking than the other characters – and it still had some really ridiculous flaws in the story line (Why does a half decent dad just go along with starting a war?  Why would a smart kid go along with a dad who goes along with starting a war?).

My kids were totally sucked into it though and I enjoyed the long list of voices that I could recognize (I usually prefer unknowns for voice roles).

But by far the best part of the whole thing were the 3 free tickets a total stranger gave us at the door.  WOO HOO and THANK YOU total stranger!  I’ll get the popcorn.

On Politics, Star Wars, the NBA and Voltron – Part II

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Yeah, I know that you’re saying to yourself, “No really, what does Voltron have to do with anything.” Ok, here goes.

There are a lot of people in this country that truly believe that every Democrat, liberal, progressive, or whatever you want to call yourself is nothing more than a baby-killing, Communist, fascist, snobby wackjob. Well, they’re right (for the most part). The other half of the country things that every Republican, right-wing, tea partyist is nothing more than a war-mongering, Capitalist, polluting, racist redneck. And you know what, they’re right, too (for the most part). There was a time when I disagreed with a lot of that, but then I actually had time to listen to these morons that we elect every even year.

Ok, the oil spill in the Gulf is a big story, right? How is this not the biggest story of ALL TIME? We’re still talking about the Euro, and the stock market, immigration in Arizona, Greece. Obama hears BP’s newest plan to cap the leak, and says, “Go for it.” And the plan fails. If this had happened in the Bush years, would everyone be reacting the same way? Wouldn’t we be hearing about how Bush is single-handedly destroying the world? Wouldn’t John Stewart stroke out with the limitless opportunities for taking down a Republican? Seriously, why is the oil company allowed to try and ‘save’ the well over and over again, while the oil destroys everything? Obama’s all, “Let BP stop the leak.” And that’s all we can do? How about we bring in the Army Corps of Engineers and all the badasses that stopped the Kuwait oil fires? Drop a couple of megatons of high explosives and blow the hole closed!

The sad thing is that even if Bush had done exactly that and closed the hole days after it opened, he would be getting more flak from the left that Obama is for leaving it open for weeks.

So you’re thinking that I’m a right-winger, right? Well, not quite. I’ve paid enough attention to know that the politicians of both sides are just lying to us. What really changed for having Bush around for eight years. Weren’t we promised a smaller government that worked better and was less oppressive. How did we end up with a much larger government that deregulated by just not watching anymore. Deregulation was supposed to be about making it easier to do business the right way, not about bribing your way to no oversight and milking the stock market for a couple of billion dollars.

Some of you may say that this is the way that it’s always been, and that may well be true. It just took me a little bit longer to see it and realize where I stood with things. Most people view themselves as belonging to one side of the political spectrum, just like I used to. But just like my time with 80′s cartoons, aligning yourself with a political viewpoint is silly and unwatchable.

We continue to Star Wars and the NBA and some more politics too.

On Politics, Star Wars, the NBA and Voltron – Part I

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

There are a number of things that I can now look back on and realize that they are not how I remember them. Memory is a very strange thing. We seem to remember how we felt about a certain thing rather then remembering exactly what a thing was. Allow me to elaborate.

Voltron.

Yes, the giant robot lions that can transform into a giant robot sword-wielding space dude was just about the most awesome thing that ever struck my 7-year-old eyes back in the mid-80′s. Other kids were enthralled by He-Man or G.I. Joe, but I was a die-hard Voltron-holic. I had the toys and played with them constantly (hell, I still have them in the garage). Long after the show was on the air, I continued to remember Voltron with good feelings.

Then the internet was invented.

That is just about the worst thing I have ever seen. How did I like this? Was every kid in the 80′s an idiot, or was it just me? I hope it wasn’t just me? That’s right, I’m hoping that we were all idiots. Hooray for the future of the country.

So what does this have to do with do with politics or the NBA or anything at all? Well, it’s like this. The things that I believed and treasured in the past aren’t necessarily the things that I treasure now. I still love the idea of Voltron. What’s not to love about giant space robots? But the show itself is unwatchable. I’ve changed. Most people don’t really care that I used to watch Voltron, but now I can’t stand the seizure-inducing train-wreck of a cartoon. Politically, I used to accept everyone and everything on the right and automatically despise all things left. Things change.

Continued soon.

Give Me Good Movies

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

I’m waiting with baited breath for the summer movie season to start. I saw Iron Man and was adequately satisfied but now have to wait a couple weeks before the next movie I want to see comes out. I can remember years ago (in the year of Die Hard 3 and ID4) that EVERY week there was at least one movie I wanted to see and at least one more that I was willing to give a try. Now I don’t get that. And believe me I haven’t gotten more choosy – I’ve gotten considerable less so. It is getting to be that I think I might branch out into Bollywood.

Babies

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

There’s a new movie coming out – a documentary – called Babies. Someone gave it a tagline of “If you liked March of the Penguins, get ready to fall in love with Babies.” Now as a parent I know that the perfect audience for ANY movie about babies is babies themselves. For some strange reason, that’s not the target audience and this thing is rated PG! I’m shocked at them and their lack of what must be my money making foresight.

Or I was until I read that the babies crawl unsupervised through herds of cow. Then I understood it a little better – this is a horror flick.

I Love You Tomorrow

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

I recently introduced my kids to the joys of ‘Annie’. I tried to explain ‘orphan’ to one of them and that led to me thinking of the most famous orphan of all and since I’ve got Netflix (this is not a paid endorsement unless you count the fact that I pay them) and it’s currently a ‘play instantly’ movie, I just pulled it up on the old blue screen (my nickname for my computer) and let them immerse themselves in an American classic.

Did I mention that they lvoed it?

Jaded Moviegoer

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

My wife insists that I’m just getting older and grouchier in my opinions of movies nowadays. I think that it’s fairly sad that I can’t think of a movie in the past few years that I have liked unconditionally. There have been many that could have been better (Star Wars), a few that have been very good with minor problems (Dark Knight), and some that should have been awesome but ended up being stupid (Avatar; Indiana Jones).

With the technology to make movies into anything that the mind can imagine, and prices shooting past ten bucks to go watch a flick, why can’t more of these movies be awesome? Am I being too picky? Is it wrong to expect better from movies? I know that in Hollywood they make dozens of crappy flicks, and scores of remakes just because they’re guaranteed to make some cash. I’m just hoping for a couple of movies a year that are genuinely awesome.

How Stella Got Her Braveheart Back

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

I’ve just started watching ‘How Stella Got Her Groove Back’ and with the blue faces and the yelling, it kinda reminds me of ‘Braveheart’. It is still very early in the movie and I expect the two to diverge pretty quickly but it’s kinda fun to see that kind of similarity.

Young MacGyver

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

The world’s opportunity to watch “Young MacGyver” the TV show has come and gone. All that we are left with is the pilot that has managed to make it’s way onto the internet. With the MacGruber movie coming out next month and producers talking about making a true MacGyver movie soon, it’s probably a good thing that Young MacGyver never saw the light of day. (Only the dark glow of the computer screen.)