Archive for August, 2010

Throwback

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

I gave myself a blast from the past yesterday when I managed to find “Puff the Magic Dragon” on the internet.  Not the song, but the movie based on the song.  I remember it being really sad and that I cried every time I saw it way back when they were showing it on TV.  When I watched it this time, I found the colors to be dull and I wanted to skip parts becasue I was bored, but  I can see how my mind was caught up in it as a child since it’s scary to think the boy’s parents could be so worried.   I remember thinking he was dying.

Have a look and see what you think of it.

Low Maintenance Fire Place

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

The main thing my husband wishes the house came with that it didn’t is a fireplace.  After all the work he’s been putting in on the pool, I’m pretty glad he doesn’t have to look after a fireplace too.  And that I don’t have to help him do it.  I can just picture myself stuck halfway up a chimney and my kids having to climb up on the roof to drop food down to me.  Or not so I can lose enough weight to free myself.

Not Really My Legs

One day, we will probably look into electric fireplaces and see if something like that has a place in this house.  They really look good.

Acronyms

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Going back to my tread of rants about comments on my blog,  I read this one today:

“… You guys possess a wonderful weblog going right here, KIU!…”

My eyes might be getting tired because I read the last part as ‘KILL’ and I got all confused.  I looked closer and realised it was a U instead of two Ls and still couldn’t figure it out because my mind went for acronyms I know starting with K and only came up with KIA.  All this means is that it took me an extra long time to read 10 words.

Now, I’ve succeeded in making you take an extra long time to read them too and I don’t have to feel so stupid.

New Vitamin Rec

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Here’s the latest news for all of you out there trying to have a healthy pregnancy.  You need to have regular checkups (not new), you need to eat a healthy diet to avoid excessive weight gain (not new) and you need to take prenate vitamins with dha (this is the new one).  Taking vitamins isn’t new but making sure you are taking those with dha is.   You may have seen it as an ingredient in baby formula and know that it promotes brain development.  It’s also important to get this to the baby before it’s even born.  Talk to your doctor about how you can make sure this is happening during your pregnancy.

My Decorating Style

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Some people think there is such a thing as too much stuff.  And I agree.  But somehow I also think that there is no such thing as too many games.  Specifically, I really don’t think it’s possible to have too many Trivial Pursuit games.  I know this must be a sickness of some kind since I’ve managed to collect quite a few and have no one to play the game with (my husband grew bored of winning long ago).  I’m not into playing alone either.  Fortunatly they DO serve a purpose:

Decoration

Yes that is a skull on the shelf.  No, it’s not real.

Door Knob Adjustment

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

When we first moved in we did a couple upgrades to the house’s hardware.  Mainly door knobs were replaced in this refurbishment.  But to save money, we didn’t replace them all – just the ones truely in need.  I may have over estimated the ability of 34 year old door knobs to last because since that time (a mere 2 months ago) another 2 knobs have lost their spring.  I have to pull them back to a normal position after turning them.  I’ve included before and after shots to show you exactly what I mean.

So I think now, these are on my shopping list.  I might even be able to afford them before next year since knobs are usually really affordable!

Proof Positive (using a Negative)

Monday, August 30th, 2010

OMG!!!! An actual comment from an actual person. For my loyal readers (hey, mom) you may recall a recent post entitled “Food for Thought”. An actual person posted a comment!!!! (thanks, sis) Of course she’s demanding proof of the veracity of my story. Well here it is:

Turns out I AM edible.

Shopping Spree

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Someone I know, who will remain anonymous, is in need of some new lingerie.  There’s a wire sticking out somewhere and it’s killing me – I mean this anonymous person.  But the question is, “Where should I shop?”  Of course the cheaper the better.  I actually spent quite a bit on this murderous wire and it didn’t mean that it stayed put so I figure, less money for them means I can get more bras for me.

BLECH

Monday, August 30th, 2010

A quintuple murder/suicide occurred a mile from my old house.  Makes me pretty happy that we left when we did.  So far, nothing like that has happened in my new neighborhood.  I’m in the BIG city now so that may not hold true for long.  And as it happens, in my old city a mile was actually pretty far away.

Getting away to the beach

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

If only we could get away to the beach.

Granted, living in Arizona, we are surrounded by thousands of square miles of beach. Sand as far as the eye can see. Sand in all directions, an endless beach.  With the ocean 350 miles away, it hardly counts.

Traveling to North Carolina and getting one of the Outer Banks vacation rentals would be the ideal vacation spot. On the Outer Banks you are surrounded by ocean on all sides. The folks at Carolina Designs have some great homes for rent. This one has enough bedrooms and (more importantly) bathrooms for everyone in your family to join you on your vacation. The beaches are close, there are historic Roanoke Lighthouses to see, and the Wright Brothers National Memorial is fascinating.

So head to the beach. And make sure the ocean is nearby. The desert doesn’t count.

Curiosity

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Out of curiosity, does anyone have any idea how they (as in ‘them’) come up with product codes? I don’t mean the bar code stuff.  I mean the code that you write down on the order form when you want a specific item from the office supply store.   Like 108R00723.  A mixture of numbers and letters seemingly unrelated to the item itself and impossible to remember for the next purchase.  If you understand that gobledegook, let me know because I have a weird desire understand this sort of thing.

Food for Thought

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

My daughter looks positively edible.  She’s currently covered in chocolate because of a horrible (for me anyway) chocolate cake incident.  So I started to take fake bites of her and it resulted in freaking her out.  Once calmed down, though she started to do the same thing to me.  Either I’ve really messed her up and she will now be a cannibal, or I look positively edible myself.  Both actually seem pretty unlikely.

Social Security

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

If you’ve been injured and are unable to work, did you know that you may qualify for social security disability?  You don’t have to be of retirement age for you to get social security payments.  Just paying into the system can mean you’re qualified for disability payments.  If you find that you are no longer able to work, you may want to look into this option.

New Game

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

I just tried out a new game called “We Didn’t Playtest This At All”.  If you’ve ever played Fluxx, then you can easily get an idea of how this game works.  Start with two cards and pick someone to go first.  On your turn, you draw one and play one.  Game proceeds from there but if my experience is indicative, then it can end very quickly.

The game also seems to incorporate some of my favorite parts of Quelf, like, “The next person to point at someone loses” and “The next person to say ‘they’, ‘their’ or ‘there’ loses”.  I love that stuff.

Interestingly, the instructions do not specify how to win and in fact it is possible for the game to end without any winner at all.  Watch out for black holes!

Call Me Connected

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

I’ve been looking for a way to upgrade my husband’s vehicle from a scooter to something a bit safer.  Unfortunately they don’t give away free cars.  Sure he’s got a helmet and I the scooters a nice cherry red but who knows how long this is going to work.  The scooter doesn’t  go much faster than ATV (maybe not even as fast on uphills) and every day he has to call me and tell me he made it to work ok or I worry.  I’ve actually gone to Craigslist to see what’s out there.  Weird, huh?  I;m also now using Shutterfly and Groupon.  Pretty soon my name will show up on a Google search and then I’ll know for sure I’m ‘LinkedIn’.

I’m so funny.

Self Help

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

In a mysterious turn last week I lost 8 pounds.  No need to fear though, I have regained every ounce.  I actually suspect a rogue battery in my scale for the event.  But just to be on the safe side, instead of switching the battery I bought 2 packages of OREOS and forbade the children from having any.  Now there’s no need to go to the doctor.  I’ve beaten back the crisis single handed (well, actually cookies in one hand and a glass of milk in the other).

Point of Sale

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

I love not carrying cash.  Something I certainly couldn’t do without the invention of POS systems.   I’d be forever stopping at the bank to get money (I can remember waiting in half and hour long lines in the drive through waiting for a teller when I was a kid).  I’d have to go inside the gas station to pay for gas.  I’d have to call the pizza place instead of ordering on line.  And I REALLY don’t like calling the pizza place.

So thank you, POS system inventor.  You’ve made my life a little happier.

Brave New World? Call Me Chicken

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Reading the news is getting pretty freaky.  I read an article recently about a company that plans to install iris scanners through out a city in Mexico in order to make it the safest city around.  The company is so sure that people will love this that they will opt in to the system (only criminals won’t have a choice).

First, it seems pretty arrogant of the company to make such assumptions about people’s willingness to give away their biometric data in order to have a sense of safety but I suppose they have to in order to see this as a viable product to sell.

Second, it’s horrifying to think that the cautionary tale in Minority Report could possibly  be a reality in my lifetime.

Third, if I don’t want to Twitter, you can’t make me.

Fourth, I don’t want someone to steal my eyeballs.

In conclusion, let’s stick with fingerprint scanners.  I’m pretty sure it would be less painful to get those taken off than getting my eyes ripped from their sockets.

Fashion – What Goes Around Comes Around

Monday, August 16th, 2010

One day – after the kids have grown and their kids have grown – I’m going to replace my brown couches with some contemporary sofas.  By that time, of course, contemporary will be old fashioned.  Or maybe it will have been so long since it was in style it will be in style again but with bell bottoms.  You know how fashion works in cycles.  I just hope that I don’t end up so old that I think polka dot couches would look great in my striped room on the plaid shag carpet.

Kill it With Ham

Friday, August 13th, 2010

I let my daughter watch an episode of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’.  It wasn’t one of the more inappropriate ones but I find that she’s still too young to grasp the finer points of the show.  Today she argued that you get rid of a vampire with bacon.  It took quite a bit of convincing to make her realize it was steak.  I mean, a stake.