Archive for January 23rd, 2010

Double Ouch

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

My son thinks I don’t have a cold but that it’s allergies instead.  I don’t really think so but I’m ready to try allergy relief if it means that I can get rid of this KILLER sinus headache.  I suppose for now I’ll just settle for another round of what I have here in the house – orange juice and sudafed.  Does chapstick work on chapped nostrils?  Yes, I know that’s gross but desperation is setting in.

How To Pass the Time When Sick

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

I’ve been spending the day watching the Leathal Weapon movies.  For some reason they’re being shown in reverse order.  I’ve gotten to see Mel Gibson’s hair grow in reverse and his blurred out naked butt.  What a great joy.  I think I see a bald spot on the side of his head.  At some point in time he stopped smoking in the movies.

Ouch

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

My sinuses are so plugged up right now, my tongue gets stuck to the roof of my mouth when I swallow.  I keep wishing for an electric blanket to put on my right temple to make the pain go away.  I’ve gotten immune to sudafed so that’s not working for me but I’m too paranoid about drug interaction to try something else for at least 3 more hours.  Oh, can’t I just take a nap?