Our society has ceased to be based on cash. Most can remember a time when paychecks had to be cashed or money retrieved from a teller at the bank. Even more can remember waiting in line at an automatic teller for cash. Now virtually every transaction is electronic. That just means that if you want people buying stuff from you, you’ll just have to have the best and most affordable way to get the money. A sell merchant account from the right place will save you money and make you money.
Archive for January, 2010
Merchant account
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Two types
Thursday, January 28th, 2010What kind of classifications divide the world?
Men and women.
There are those that have and those that have not.
Those on the internet and those that are not.
Land owners and renters.
Those that might be inclined to look up some trivial bit of information in an almanac and those that might be inclined to look up some trivial bit of information on wikipedia.
Typers and writers.
Cops and criminals.
Those who write poetry and those who don’t read poetry.
Star Wars people and Star Trek people and most people who are neither.
Drivers and passengers.
Macs and PC’s.
Car crash crash
Thursday, January 28th, 2010If you drive somewhere on most days, you will eventually be in an accident. Odds are that eventually you’ll be in an accident that’s you’re fault. (Strange that they’re still called accidents.) When you’re in a collision, you’ll immediately think, “Good thing I have auto insurance.” If you don’t have any right now, go online to find auto insurance quotes.
Magic Genie
Thursday, January 28th, 2010I found a fun little game on the internet the other day that is a fun waste of time. http://us.akinator.com/ asks series of questions to find out who you’re thinking about. Just pick someone famous, real or fictional, and in a few questions, it will give you a guess as to who it is. The database must be pretty intensive because it has picked out every character that I’ve tried on it so far.
Have fun
OK City Law
Thursday, January 28th, 2010Just remember that in Oklahoma City, it is definitely OK to exercise your rights and have a quality defense attorney represent you in court. The best way to stay out of jail is to not break the law in the first place. But if it’s too late for that, make sure that you have a lawyer that knows the local Oklahoma city law to fully represent you at your trial.
Weird Al Movie
Thursday, January 28th, 2010The Cartoon Network just became my favorite cable station with word that they are signing papers to bring Weird Al Yankovic on for multiple projects. The first of which will be a feature length movie. The world (or at least me and a few like-minded folks) have been waiting for another Weird Al movie since the genius that was UHF.
Try to hold in the insanity until then, and don’t forget to Dare to Be Stupid!
From the Mouths of Babes
Monday, January 25th, 2010My son told his classmates today that it takes him 2 and a half hours to fall asleep each night. I said he was exaggerating to make a point and that technique is called hyperbole. He said, “Oh, I thought it was called lying.”
Yeah, that too.
Double Ouch
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010My son thinks I don’t have a cold but that it’s allergies instead. I don’t really think so but I’m ready to try allergy relief if it means that I can get rid of this KILLER sinus headache. I suppose for now I’ll just settle for another round of what I have here in the house – orange juice and sudafed. Does chapstick work on chapped nostrils? Yes, I know that’s gross but desperation is setting in.
How To Pass the Time When Sick
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010I’ve been spending the day watching the Leathal Weapon movies. For some reason they’re being shown in reverse order. I’ve gotten to see Mel Gibson’s hair grow in reverse and his blurred out naked butt. What a great joy. I think I see a bald spot on the side of his head. At some point in time he stopped smoking in the movies.
Ouch
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010My sinuses are so plugged up right now, my tongue gets stuck to the roof of my mouth when I swallow. I keep wishing for an electric blanket to put on my right temple to make the pain go away. I’ve gotten immune to sudafed so that’s not working for me but I’m too paranoid about drug interaction to try something else for at least 3 more hours. Oh, can’t I just take a nap?