Archive for July, 2009

Misuse of Music

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Ipods have become the bane of my existence. Don’t get me wrong – I love mine. It’s red and sleek and has more memory than I could ever hope for. And it’s one of the older ones so it doesn’t even have as much memory or even features as the newer ones have.

But EVERYBODY has one and they use them at the most inappropriate times.

Like during school.
Like when I’m talking to them.
Like when I’m answering their question and they tell me to give them a second so they can skip ahead to a song they like so they can listen to it WHILE I’m answering their question.

GRRR!!! ARGH!!!!!

Harry Potter Book 7

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Harry Potter has broken the $150 million mark and is on its way to make an unfathomable profit.

Do any of us wonder why book 7 is being split into 2 movies?

By show of hands, how many of us think it’s because the book is long and they don’t want to leave anything out?

Yeah I don’t believe it either.

Decorating Choice

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

In the rental in which I currently live, the decorators did something kind of interesting. They used porcelain tile to cover the counters throughout the house.

As a matter of fact they used the exact same tile for the floors, shower stall and counters. This makes a bit of sense because then you don’t need to keep extra tiles of 3 different varieties on hand for when a tile gets cracked and needs to be replaced. And since this is a rental aesthetics aren’t that big a deal to either the owner or myself.

However, if this were my house to decorate, I’d definitely change it up at least for the shower stall.

Personalized cards

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

I’m willing to bet that everybody reading this article knows somebody with a birthday or an anniversary this month (if not, then next month). With all of these birthdays and other celebrations coming up, you better plan ahead with the perfect card. Even if you’re hosting the party and need to send out party invitations, you can get the cards that you need for much cheaper than the local store online. Party on!

Chaotic Evil

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

With even more popularity for the inspirational posters or motivational posters with funny captions, we will be reviewing some other options for chaotic evil characters. The type of characters that do bad stuff without warning. Being mean and destroying stuff just for the heck of it.

Alex from A Clockwork Orange – “Real horrorshow”

Hannibal the Cannibal – “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

The Joker – “Why so serious?”

Norman Bates – “A boy’s best friend is his mother”

Caligula – “Let them hate us so long as they fear us”

The Crimson King – “Ya ken?”

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The Possibilities of a Cruise

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Cruises are a fun way to get away from it all and see a lot of sights.  Instead of having to fill up the car with a month’s worth of clothes and supplies so you can travel from place to place, you get to skip the supplies and extra clothes and take your hotel with you.

Imagine getting to see the wide open ocean and beautiful coastlines.  Imagine pulling into ports at exitic island locations that you never even dreamed of visiting.  Imagine not having to drive for hours on end but instead be able to play, eat, sleep, feel the sea breeze blowing in your face instead.

From a more practical point of view, you won’t get DVT on a cruise.

Harry Potter the VI

Friday, July 17th, 2009

I’m Harry the sixth I am! Harry the sixth I am, I am!

Yes, I liked the movie.  Our Lawful Good main character and his fellow Lawful Good comrads once again take on the forces of Chaotic Evil and manage to come out ahead.  None of us doubted that they would but you never know – “Cheaper By the Dozen” the movie doesn’t go quite like I remember it in the book.

In the run up to the release for this movie, I kept hearing Daniel Radcliff talking in interviews about how much better everyone’s acting had become.  Boy was he right!  But not only that – the scoring is better, the script is better and the special effects are better.  The score was helped by the fact that there were some tender moments in the movie that deserved subtler music which helped change the pace from previous movies that just required epic loud music or abject tragedy music.

So am I recommending this movie?  Of course – it’s good!

Although, I think I would have even if it stank.

What Kind of a Revolution is a Bob?

Friday, July 17th, 2009

I saw the words “Bob revolution” in  my travels across the internet today and was curious enough to find out what it referred to.  I initially thought it was a reference to that ad campaign from the latest presidential election but then remembered that was the Ron Paul revolution, not the Bob one.

Turns out it’s a stroller.  Bob products are baby products – mostly strollers but some diaper bags too.  They’re the three wheel kind that you can run cross country with or take into the store.

Not at all what I thought it would be.

LIFE ROOM

Friday, July 10th, 2009

After many years of sidetracks and backtracks, the producers of LIFE ROOM (us) have finally finished the project. It is available on DVD to the masses. Click here to buy your copy.

An infection is quickly spreading around the world. It causes the recently deceased to rise and attack the living. Even though the infection seemed to be initially limited to Miami, it is quickly spreading to cities worldwide.

Five strangers in Phoenix find themselves trapped at a church with the infected outside. They’ve all lost friends and family to the infected, but now they have to survive the night in the LIFE ROOM.

This was a fun project at many points, but equally frustrating and difficult in many others. I am so very appreciative to all of my friends and the people that I met during this project for all of the time and effort that they put in to make this movie a reality. So many people came down to help out, just to be in a zombie movie.

Parts of the project didn’t end up as planned, but we were a small and flexible team that adapted to the many hurdles thrown our way. As a whole, I am pleased with the finished project. There are parts that I think are disturbing or horrifying. There are other parts that I think speak to larger themes in society. But most of all it’s a fun zombie flick done on the cheap.

Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy the film.

Job Hunting

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

If you’re still coming up in the world and are in high school or college, you are probably looking at the job market right now with despair.

But it turns out not all is lost. Some job fields continue to grow even when it seems like everything is going south. One example would be health care jobs. There just isn’t EVER going to be a time when people stop needing health care and the baby boomers are still retiring leaving positions open in everything from administration to nursing to phlebotomists (if you can handle blood).

If you are early in your college career and can still change your major or if you are still in high school and don’t even know what a major is – look into this field as a way to get your foot into the world of gainful employment.

GI Joe

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

With the summer releases kind of winding down, I still find there’s one that I’m looking forward to. As an adult, I can’t admit to certain movies (harry potter) being on my list. But as a child of the ’80s I’m allowed to say that GI Joe better be good.

It was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid but the only character my flawed memory can remember is Lady Jane. I guess I just thought it was cool that a girl could be in the army. (Insert women’s lib diatribe here)

Go East Young Man

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

With the staggeringly difficult economy forcing people out of work and into a place where they’re looking anywhere and everywhere for a job, many of us find that we have to move far to get a position. The west and California especially seem to be hit by these rough times.

If you are in California, you will most likely be going East to find work so you will have to find moving companies Los Angeles style which is really no different that anywhere else. You decide if you’re going to do it yourself or get professionals and then you call around asking for quotes. If you want to go the extra mile, you take the lowest quote and go back through seeing if someone will beat it.

As a life long do it yourself mover, I look forward to the day when I not only have people to drive the truck for me (and thus don’t have to pay for broken awnings that I’ve driven into) but also the day when I can afford to have people who will pack the stuff for me too.

Ah, to dream.

Blackmailed By a Six Year Old

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

My child tried to emotionally blackmail me into taking him to see the new Harry Potter movie on the release day.

I usually make them wait a little while until it’s convenient for me to go but he had the nerve to say, “Mom, just so you know, if I don’t see Harry Potter on the 15th I’m going to be very, very sad.” This comes from the same kid who has recently told me that there is a ‘HUGE HOLE’ in his life because no girls like him and he’s not sure if he’s ever going to find someone. (He’s six)

Being someone who doesn’t like to be emotionally blackmailed but who will actually does dabble in the art herself, I told him that I would be very, very angry and not take him at all unless he took it back and convinced me he was happy.

I won. But I feel dirty.

Wait for Weight Loss

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I like my witty titles. I like writing about my futile attempts to lose weight. I want to write about a diet pill that works.

It’s so very hard to find reliable information on products out there and they there is the lingering doubt that a pill will do it. In fact I’m pretty sure that pills are only supposed to aid in weight loss when you are already working on the exercise and proper food portions part of the equation.

Ice Age 3

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I took the kids to see Ice Age 3. It’s the first time I’ve taken 3 of them at once but all went well and they really seemed to enjoy themselves.

Is there anybody else out there that wishes Manny weren’t such a wuss? Where did the tortured but righteous mammoth from the original Ice Age go? Why does he freak out about the birth? He’s been through this before presumably (referencing the very touching scene from the original in which a baby and momma mammoth are killed by humans in the first one and Manny is clearly effected).

Diego is also a lot more angsty than I prefer for his character.

Over all I would still see this one again before I saw any horror flick so it wasn’t a waste of money.

How Many Vacations Can a Person Pack Into a Vacation?

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I just heard about one of the airlines doing a special with some tickets as low as $30 each way. Even a family as big as mine could afford to do something with the rest of the summer on rates as cheap as those. My kids keep bugging me to go back to Disneyland but I think Disney World is a better idea so I suppose I should look into Orlando vacations of some kind.

I’ve already been on two vacations this summer – what’s one more? This time around I should really try to stay on budget.

Fallen Transformers review

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Everybody, say it with me:

I vow (I vow)
From this day forward (From this day forward)
That I will never (That I will never)
Ever (Ever)
EVER (EVER)
See another Michael Bay movie, no matter how much I think that I might like it, or how cool it might look in the trailer, or how much someone else says, “Aww, come on”, or I might think that THIS time he’ll make a good movie that makes sense and isn’t all just one big action scene explosion of not making any bit of damned sense. (…bit of damned sense.)

If you had the misfortune to actually watch the Transformers sequel before someone warned you off of it, I sympathize and empathize. Did any single scene or word of dialogue or plot point make any single bit of sense? How did the government convince the world that the giant fighting robots from the first movie didn’t happen? Why couldn’t the Cube fragment revive Optimus? Why do the soldiers constantly fire small arms at the Decepticons when they never, ever cause any damage? Why wasn’t the rail gun used against the robots more than once when one shot kills the biggest robot of them all? Come on. I can accept the premise of giant alien robots fighting on Earth, but I can’t accept so many parts of this movie.

I rate this movie as Chaotic Evil. It is both random and bad.

Boo you, Michael Bay.

Boo you, sir.

Lawyer time

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Everybody hates lawyers… until you need one.

That’s the phrase that everybody uses to explain the almost universal loathing of the American legal system and yet our society has become more and more litigious with each passing year. It is mostly when an accident occurs on the roads or in the hospital that the opportunity for a lawsuit most commonly presents itself. Look into Rochester medical malpractice attorney for any type of situation where you might require some legal advice or representation.