The deadly sentient satellite poised to spew a toxic cloud of unused fuel across the atmosphere has been thwarted in it’s attempt to kill everyone on the planet!

I mean, the Navy shot down a broken hunk of junk. You can see the footage at CNN and, I’m sure, somewhere on YouTube.

It lacks a certain something and I don’t believe it will get the special effects Oscar next year.  It goes without saying that it should have been in color.  And I understand that there’s not REALLY sound in space, but they could have dubbed over the footage with some heart thumping music.  And instead of saying it had hydrazine fuel, say it was carrying cyanide so everyone understands how toxic it is (never mind that cyanide would likely not be flammable in space).

Oh, now China says we’re trying to arm space.  Little do they know, we’ve done that already.  BWAHAHAHAHA!